I got a story from a while back

So one time i attended a wedding in Mexico, and the people who worked at the resort I was staying at were all, well, Mexican. So at the wedding the employees all played songs, and then RIGHT AFTER they said "Now please welcome our saxophone player" but because they had an accent, we all heard "PLEASE WELCOME OUR SEXAPHONE PLAYER" and we all f**king died laughing

Lol

Okay listen up, this isn’t funny anymore. I’m gonna stop posting selfies from now on for this exact reason. It’s not because I can’t laugh at myself, in fact I think it’s funny honestly, but this is because my parents are extremely strict, and if they see ANYTHING regarding my face, I won’t be allowed to see daylight again honestly. So if you respect the bombhands rule and are just a decent person, can you delete the photos of my face and the shitposts please? Thank you…

its chill bro

okay bro

Okay listen up, this isn’t funny anymore. I’m gonna stop posting selfies from now on for this exact reason. It’s not because I can’t laugh at myself, in fact I think it’s funny honestly, but this is because my parents are extremely strict, and if they see ANYTHING regarding my face, I won’t be allowed to see daylight again honestly. So if you respect the bombhands rule and are just a decent person, can you delete the photos of my face and the shitposts please? Thank you…

Okay listen up, this isn’t funny anymore. I’m gonna stop posting selfies from now on for this exact reason. It’s not because I can’t laugh at myself, in fact I think it’s funny honestly, but this is because my parents are extremely strict, and if they see ANYTHING regarding my face, I won’t be allowed to see daylight again honestly. So if you respect the bombhands rule and are just a decent person, can you delete the photos of my face and the shitposts please? Thank you…

Okay listen up, this isn’t funny anymore. I’m gonna stop posting selfies from now on for this exact reason. It’s not because I can’t laugh at myself, in fact I think it’s funny honestly, but this is because my parents are extremely strict, and if they see ANYTHING regarding my face, I won’t be allowed to see daylight again honestly. So if you respect the bombhands rule and are just a decent person, can you delete the photos of my face and the shitposts please? Thank you…