My mates: "You need a more robust sales pitch for selling your art! You can't just say
'please somebody buy my art,'
and then expect some schmuck to buy it."
Me: Aight bet.
Me begging for sales after:; I BEG FOR BUT A CRUMB OF YOUR FORTUNE IN EXCHANGE FOR MY FINE ARTS, NOBLE DENIZEN OF THE AMERICAS... I AM FAR TOO FAIR AND FEMININELY TO SURVIVE WITHIN THE REALM OF CORPORATE DRUDGERY, I DEPEND ON THY ART TO MAKE ENDS MEET