His neck flaps look like my foreskin

U should get that checked out 😭

Average discord mod:

Okay listen up, this isn’t funny anymore. I’m gonna stop posting selfies from now on for this exact reason. It’s not because I can’t laugh at myself, in fact I think it’s funny honestly, but this is because my parents are extremely strict, and if they see ANYTHING regarding my face, I won’t be allowed to see daylight again honestly. So if you respect the bombhands rule and are just a decent person, can you delete the photos of my face and the shitposts please? Thank you…

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MY P**IS IS STARING BACK UH OH

I hate it when that happens

um.. the what?

u get lip injections or something? dx