Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and i'm not sure why some people have such underdeveloped social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five, especially considering where that hand has been. I don't wanna add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see we have a problem with this. But it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned. Then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of mod staff.
Thanks.