Panel 1:
"Wow, God- what's that band of colo(u)r?'
"A rainbow. it is a sign of a promise that I will never again flood the Earth."
Panel 2:
"Oh, good! Hey, what about that second bow above the first one?
"Oh, uh, sign of my promise not to set the earth on fire. Sorry for doing that a while back."
Panel 3;
"What about that third faint bow near the sun?"
"My promise to never again destroy Earth's ecosystem by making raccoons immortal."
Panel 4:
"and the rainbow clouds on either side of-"
"Look, I said I'm sorry. can we just drop it?"