Singalong!

I'm not above love to cash in
(poison)

Another lover underneath those flashing lights

Another one of those ruthless nights yeah yeah yeah

i shouldve guessed that this would ha-pennnnnnnnnnnn

I should've known it when i looked in you red hot eyes

spewin all ur red hot lies (yeah yeah yeah)

That f**ker is back

yeah I thought he was gone for good too

It’s been seven years

You still pissed he almost beat you that time? Hehe

Looks like you could use some help ((hells greatest dad))

from the big boss of hell himself

Look at daddy’s glowing reviews on yelp:

"Five stars" "flawless" "greater than great"

Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam

Usually I charge a sacrificial Lamb but you get the Family rate "Thanks Dad"

Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (wow)
Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte

I'll rig the game for you because IM THE REF

Lucifer: Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start!

Alastor: Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
You're a executive producer!!!

Charlie: that's true! ((ps I can kinda do a alastor voice irl))

I'm your guy your day to day your chum your steadfast hotelier

Alastor: Remember when I fixed that clog today? Nifty: I was stuck thank you sir. Alastor: I'm truly honored that we've build such a bond. Charlie: ah. Alastor: Your like the child that I wish that I had. Lucifer: uh what? Alastor: I care for you just like a daughter I spawned. Lucifer: wait a minute. Alastor: It's a little funny you could almost call me dad.

(Continue rest here)
*aggressive fiddle playing*

*intense piano playing*

*intense accordion playing*

Dearly beloved, it is my pleasure to say unto thee
(Welcome to heaven)

Welcome to heaven (oh-oh!)
Where the virtuies forside 24\7 (oh-oh-oh)
People r happy that they died,

cos here we got no worries got no burglaries no strife

It's the perfect After Life

Zestial: What weighs on your soul, old friend?
I implore you to share the load
If it was thou who slew the angel
why not let your strength be known?
(Whatever it takes)

it starts with sorry
that's your foot in the door, one simple sorry

Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it?
(ready for this)

I see you're driven by your detestation
your every step is stoked with animus
(out for love)

You need a different type of motivation or there's no way that you can handle this

I know your thirstin for vengeance vaggy you're out gor Blood but you'l only stand a chance if you're out for love

Out for louououo-ove, louououve, think of who u care abou-out, protect them and be out for lououo-ove, looo-OVE!

I can do this
somehow I know it

I'll get heaven behind my Plans

There's just no way i could blow it, not this once in a lifetime chaaance

you better show some respect
check your behavior

No one speaks to Zestel that way

did u expect us to sit back and take ur insolent,brazn displayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Haha you've got it twisted

I'm not the 1 who needs a new attitude

but she was right sera
she showed us a soul could improve

Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time
(Hell is forever)

So things look bad and your backs against the wall

Your whole existence seems f**king hopeless

You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall

Can't face the world sober and dopeless

You've list your way

You think you're life is cracked

Well let me just say you're correeeect

Cause-you're-Loser baby a looser goddam baby

You're a f**ked up little whiney bitch

You're a loser just like me

Your a skooze lose pozzer an only star reviewzer ur a power bottom at rock bottom, but uve got companyyyyyy