Fox: Okay so after alot of paperwork... Amber is now my assistant

Amber: :D

Fox: alright, here's a fake license, and you can borrow my non existent car outside

Amber: …okay
*thinking: ugh I hate being inside cars… so uncomfortable*

Fox: *spawns a car*

Amber: *gets inside, obviously doesn't know how to operate one*

Fox: ...you don't know how to drive do you?

Amber: no I do not

Fox: oh it's simple. step one. drive.

Amber: *pushing random things to see if they work* drive button drive button…

*10 seconds later. Amber ran over a family of 8*

Fox: Geez, that was fast

Amber: there were 4 babies… *traumatic flashbacks* T-T

Fox: so go ahead. pick one

Amber: like a task?

Fox: yep

Amber: alright! *points at a task*

Fox: oh OH! you're gonna love this one.

*he reads the task*

*ahem* run over a family of 7

Amber: ._. Wha-

Fox: Oh my bad, I read it wrong...

Amber: yeah that would be hard to do because I can't drive-

Fox: run over a family of eight! that's what is was.

Amber: ._.

Fox: I mean you can feed cerberus, but he only eats rice cakes now.

Amber: I can do that! :>

Fox: cool. also we ONLY have rice cakes. Persephone said she's grounded by Demeter and Hades doesn't care

Amber: like I said I can help with cooking, I can easily get some ingredients from home and stuff

Fox: I don't know... rice cakes are pretty good.

Amber: do you like steak? Burgers? Pasta?

Fox: I mean if Rose visits, you can make steak

Amber: alright!

Fox: Um... yeah here's the book

Amber: okay!

*the book is titled "soul manipulation for dummies"*

Fox: They have a book for everything these days

Amber: *reading it*

*all the pages are ripped out*

Amber: ..uhh
The pages are gone

Fox: yeah I ripped them out.

Amber: …then why did you give the book to me-

Fox: funny. Also here's how things are supposed to work.

*he pulls out a bulletin board*

Fox: for each 5 tasks you do, I give you 3 pages back.

Amber: oh-

Fox: Here you go.

*he hands her three pages, however they're all out of order and have no flow*

Amber: hmm, okay *still tries to learn what she can from them*

*all she got was, punch someone a certain way and they can punch the soul out of their body, however it doesn't say how to do it or how to bring it back in*

Amber: hmm, I'm guessing I have to do more tasks to get more pages?

Fox: yeah but that's all the tasks on the board. Hades didn't give us much.

Amber: could I at least do some basic chores around here? Like washing the dishes or making food?

Fox: Nah we got rice cakes.

Amber: okay… well what could I do?

Fox: Um... your shift is over? I guess? I don't know I'm new to this

Amber: it's fine, but I still want to help out ‘round here

Fox: cool, anyways next task, Gather their souls and take the to the underworld. on foot.

Amber: okay… *does that*

Fox: YOU RAN HERE? WHY THE F**K WOULD YOU RUN HERE? YOU COULD HAVE DROPPED A SOUL!

*she didn't*

Amber: I didn't though, I was being careful

FOx: fair enough. Oh there's only one more task. I know I said 5 for 3, but if you finish this I'll give you 3 still.

Amber: okay then

Fox: okay... this ones an easy one. simply go to the top of Olympus and write down the incantations only when all of the planet align together and it's exactly 12:00 am. then you have to sacrifice a sheep and explode a church and make sure not to get shot by a knife. does that sound good?

Amber: alright, sounds easy *goes to do just that*

Fox: See? Simple.

Amber: ye, easy peasy