Apparently Donkey Kong is the only thing that can make me straight

Ooh smash also hello again

Hello

Have we met? If we have I’m sorry I’m ass when it comes to remembering names

Yes! On my previous acc my first message was you have gained a simp or something like that. Sporko

Oh shit real. I saw a message like that from someone who deleted

I was in Mexico when you sent me that fun fact. I’m back in the states now

Yeah Twas i

we should hire donkey kong at conversion camps

It wouldn’t work I’d still be GAE

Something I noticed about DK in Smash Bros.
The only colour where he has a darker skin colour is the one where his fur is black

I feel like it’s an allegory for something

You mean the fact out of all 8 fur colours the black one, ONLY the black one changes his skin colour

Ye

Especially considering he’s a monkey

Makes me feel bad for maining him for so long