Buff Doge vs. Cheems

Lol

you have a WHAT on them??

A crush on them!

Those are fictional characters from a Pizza Tower mod.
I don't think that's healthy.

Don't worry

No, I think I'm pretty worried, alright.

The mushroom looks so goofy as a female

The other guy next to the tomato also looks really goofy

Yes

They aren’t even appealing with their looks tbh

Kinda depends on your definition of "appealing"
If you mean sexy, then pizza toppings are inanimate objects and probably are pretty hard to sexualize

if you're saying they have shit designs, then I can definitely see where you're coming from.

I’m meaning they aren’t sexy at all