Greetings and salutations! I am your host, MePhone4. And this is Inanimate Insanity! A show where these objects compete for one... million... dollars! The challenges they will face will be gross, disgusting, and deathly. So, you don't wanna miss this! You see, the team that loses each episode will have to vote off a contestant, and that contestant will leave the game, never to return, EV-ER. So, it's time for their first challenge