the first contest is

the first contest is to survive this turbulence (dw we have a recovery center)

I shall use a magazine to read

While strapped in a seat

=D

=3

haha... ha
*is crushed in the landing gear*

I proceed to cover my head with the bag of chips.

*i hold on to my seat*

im in a seat with seatbelt

im just gonna sleep

*stuffs 1 gram of cocaine into mouth*

its all gone

oh

Uhh- hmm *hides below lavender’s seat* here -v-

I try to hold onto my seat while also holding my baby

ma'am why do you have a baby

Because he needs me as his dad (Scott) probably won't take care of him right now

*picks put mag he has in a secret container and loads*

i snort cocaine that i kept (this probably isn't a good idea)

i go to the back of the plane (statistically its safer)

*Follows*

sir during the turbulence we are requiring for all passengers to stay seated

This counts? *hiding below your seat*

Mam I understand that but there are people with cocaine in here

I CAST box.

I put a cardboard box over my head

it does not help

I CAST WIND SLAVES

I FORCE THE WIND TO BECOME MINI TORNADOS TO PICK COTTON

GET TO WORK, WIGGA- (not the n word dont worry andrew)

how does that help?

diverts the wind to a cotton field :)