Hewwo evewyone wewcome to axowotw aiwwines and this is our maiden fwight. Pwease fasten yuor seatbewts and dont do stupid shit.

*in head um no

?

In hesd: judging by the people on here we will most definitely do stupid sh*t

hey i want cocaine

GET IN NOW (shoves you inside)

oop shit ive been kidnapped but im not complaining

I hope theres star wars movies on this

theres

*fastens seatbelt*

i read a book on how to do terrorism

Imagine reading a book on it

well i mean it's my job

Same

alr ladies and gentlemen this is your FE *flight engineer speeking* financed by air algerie is me (the FE) and the intercom system, we at air algerie hope that yall have a wonderful and safe flight on this beoing 747-8.

disclaimer: we are not, in fact, financed by air algerie

yes, we donated to them instead cus they help us connect routes from America to Algeria

however, this flight is going to tokyo the long way

we can pay for the extra fuel to

its taken care of already

we doing a stop over in Paris char du gal airport

no

are we doing any stopover?

the uzbekistan internation airport

ok then tokyo haneda

yes

alr so we taking off from LAX (los Angeles)

from newark because f**k you

ok

*reads a newspaper about how to grow skin back if it has burned off your bones*

*i check everybody to see if their seatbelt is fastened*

*me who isn’t even on a seat* hey what are you doin?

Can you please take a seat?

Oh ight *sits on a random place* there now what

FYM don’t do stupid shit?
There’s people capable of that?

yes

No way

i read a magazine about economical business

fun fact: the magazine cover i drew was based off the porn i drew

WHAT

bacteriophage porn

I could tell that the minute I saw it

I read my book