First, grab a plate; I'm using a paper plate. I know they’re bad for the environment, but I'd rather put a gun in my mouth than do another dish. Next up, the bread! I ran out of the good pieces of bread, so I have to use those weird end pieces. It's not ideal, but we'll make it work! Next up, grab your peanut butter. I don't currently have the top of my peanut butter because I'm using it as an ashtray. Now that you got your peanut butter, grab a utensil and start spreadin'. I'm using a plastic fork because, like I said, I refuse to do dishes ever again in my f**king life, and I ran out of plastic knives. I know some of you in the comment section will complain about me using plastic, but I bet you wouldn't say that shit to my face in real life. If this shit ever ends and we go outside again, I dare you to step up to me in the street. Try me. TRY ME! STEP UP YOU F**KING PUSSIES, YOU THINK I"M F**KING AROUND-; And there you have it. The perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich
