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Took on my potato of a phone

Took on my potato of a phone | THAT'S SOME SCP; TYPE SHIT IN THE SKY | image tagged in frost | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Shit
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Yuh uh
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The Fog is here
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Item #: SCP-096

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-096 is to be contained in its cell, a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel cube, at all times. Weekly checks for any cracks or holes are mandatory. There are to be absolutely no video surveillance or optical tools of any kind inside SCP-096's cell. Security personnel will use pre-installed pressure sensors and laser detectors to ensure SCP-096's presence inside the cell.

Any and all photos, video, or recordings of SCP-096's likeness are strictly forbidden without approval from Dr. ███ and O5-█.

Description: SCP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair.

SCP-096's jaw can open to four (4) times the norm of an average human. Other facial features remain similar to an average human, with the exception of the eyes, which are also devoid of pigmentation. It is not yet known whether SCP-096 is blind or not. It shows no signs of any higher brain functions, and is not considered to be sapient.

SCP-096 is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress. SCP-096 will cover its face with its hands and begin screaming, crying, and babbling incoherently. Approximately one (1) to two (2) minutes after the first viewing, SCP-096 will begin running to the person who viewed its face (who will from this point on be referred to as SCP-096-1).

Documented speeds have varied from thirty-five (35) km/h to ███ km/h, and seems to depend on distance from SCP-096-1. At this point, no known material or method can impede SCP-096's progress. The actual position of SCP-096-1 does not seem to affect SCP-096's response; it seems to have an innate sense of SCP-096-1's location. Note: This reaction does not occur when viewing artistic depictions (see Document 096-1).
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Ok
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Real?!?
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Yes master, I don't lie
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aw shit
run
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What if I didn't run*
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no fuċking clue
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K
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nah the U.S.S. Gestalt is pulling into harbor 😭😭😭
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?
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That's an SCP that's basically kinda like this massive organism that takes a warship as it's shell
It can control every part of it, from the anchors to the guns.
A gestalt is "something perceived as greater than what it is made up of" in this case, the organism in the ship is perceived as larger than it is due to the ship
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I HEARD OF THAT BITCH
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Oh now I remember it
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Yeah
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=D
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that's not a good thing you're gonna get blown up
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This was days ago
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oh
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Lol
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Yep
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THAT'S SOME SCP; TYPE SHIT IN THE SKY