Rp with the Saike

*Four shadowy figures watch him from a nearby tower.*

*eye flashes teal*

Saike: *looks straight at them*

??? 1: … So that’s the man who been picking on Byrd, hm?
??? 2: Definitely. The details match, of course.
??? 3: Magnifique! I’ve seen him before. I think I have-
??? 4: Experimented on him. Yeah, we know.

*The four keep looking at Saike.*

Saike: Hey!

Don’t just sit there and watch me

??? 1: You know what to do…

*Three of the figures jump down. It appears to be Pasteur, Corbin, and Pixelator.*

Saike: So.. who’re you?

Pasteur: I am Professor Sean Pasteur.
Corbin: I’m Corbeau Corbin.
Pixelator: And I’m the Pixelator. We’ve heard that you went against a guy named Byrd. We want to test strength.

Saike: why?

Pasteur: Why not? I’ve tested you before, if you didn’t remember. I’d like to test on you again.

Saike: ok.. fine

How’s this gonna go?

Corbin: Something that goes… LIKE THIS!!!

*Corbin unsheathes his dual feather swords and runs at Corbin.*

Saike: Nah I meant like three on one or are you guys gonna fight me one on one

*Samantha gets out her phishing rod, while Pasteur disappears into smoke. Corbin and Samantha attack Saike.*

Samantha: less talking
Corbin: MORE BRAWLING!

*at the last second he blocks both of their attacks with kuroba*

*The two clash with Saike.*

Saike: Chihehe… Hydra!

*the three blood heads spew from saikes back*

Samantha: MINIONS ASSEMBLE!
Corbin: CROWS! KILL HIM!

*Pixelated creatures crawl out of the ground while the crows glide downwards from the sky.*

Saike: *sits*

You guys deal with them for a bit

*one of the head zooms at the crows, and chomps down on each one, while the one on the other side attacks the pixelated creatures, and the middle goes for Corbin and Samantha*

*While the rest are occupied, puffs of smoke move around Saike.*

Saike: *eyes burn a bright teal*

Don’t hide, why don’t you come out and fight

*the hydra attacking Corbin and Samantha backs up, and chomps on nothing, but breaks it teeth, which regrow, and keeps doing it faster and faster*

*Suddenly, Pasteur comes out in front of Saike and puts him in a chokehold.*

Saike: guh!

*His eyes glow red as he turns his head slightly down.*

Pasteur: A shame I have to kill you. I could’ve done more experiments on that blood of yours.

Saike: chihehehe….

Pasteur: ?

Saike: *turns his neck into blood, and gets out of the chokehold and kicks him in the chest*

Hydra!

*the hydras go back into him except the one fighting Corbin and Samantha, which had been destroying its jaw and reforming it stronger and sharper*

Corbin: This one doesn’t give up, huh?
Samantha: I know.

*They dodge the upcoming attacks.*

Saike: *punches Pasteur in the face*

*Pasteur disappears once more.*

Saike: dann

*Corbin and Samantha somehow cut down the remaining hydra in half.*

Corbin: You're next, blood God!

Damn

Saike: why do you really wanna kill me?

Corbin: To keep, maintain, and sustain the peace in this dreadful, cursed multiverse. So many people, who have caused unrest to the cities, must pay with their lives. Only we can be the ones to exterminate them!

*He throws feather knives at Saike.*

Saike: but I don’t do that

*theu go through them*

Samantha: Forgot to mention that people, who have hurt others, must die!

*She gets out a 16-bit gun and shoots at Saike.*

*goes through*

Saike: You’re hurting me

Corbin: What I'm trying to say is that we choose to kill people whether they are innocent or not.

Saike: I have a wife and two kids who do nothing wrong

You wanna traumatize them?

Samantha: Good. Their lives shall be put on the line after yours.

*She continues to shoot Corbin.*

Saike: f**k you

Corbin: Sorry. I don’t swing that way.

*He appears behind Saike and slashes him.*

Saike: *grabs the blade*

You wanna kill me? That’s fine. Because even if you slit my throat, I’ll come back

Because death itself fears me

Corbin: Heh… Just like the others.

*The sword goes slashes through Saike’s hand.*

Saike: *doesn’t even flinch*

*Corbin stabs Saike.*

Corbin: Also, who says that I’m sending you to hell?

Saike: ..what do you mean

Corbin: Hidden Gem Technique: Darker Days

Saike: *sits*

*The blade that is stuck to Saike slightly vibrates.*

Saike: huh

I’m kinda tired, can we finish tomorrow?

Corbin: … Just give it a second…

*Suddenly, darker cracks appear on Saike’s hoodie.*

Saike: ..tf?

*Soon, the cracks spread onto his neck and hands. His hearts beats slower, slower, and slower.*

Corbi: Nothing personal, Blood God. Nothing personal.

Saike: *forces his heart to beat faster*

Corbin: … anytime no- wait a minute… Impossible… Your heart… It’s supposed to beat slower.

*The fast beating cleans out the cracks on Saike’s body. And the sword comes out of Saike.*

Saike: god

Of

Blood

*disappears and reappears behind him, and with the click of kuroba into the sheath, he gets 4 slashes in his chest*

*He falls down and spews out blood.*

Corbin: Shit!

Samantha: Corbin!

*She runs at Saike with her phishing rod.*

Saike: Chihehe!

*jumps at her, and with his hand coated in crystal blood, punches her in the face*

*She endured the hit. Samantha whacks Saike in the head with the rod.*

Saike: *grabs the rod, and slams her down with it*

*Samantha is knocked out. Immediately, laughing gas fills the area.*

Saike: ?

*Hands appear in the gas and they point at Saike.*

Saike: whar

*Finger jumpscare! Two pointing hands aim for Saike’s eyes.*

Saike: hm

*They attack.*

Saike: *grabs them*

*More hands appear and attack Saike.*

Saike: *slicing them*

*Suddenly, arms wrap around Saike’s neck.*

Saike: huh?

*They tighten.*

*turns neck into blood to get out*

*The arms disappear.*

Pasteur’s voice: Hehehehrhehhrhehehehehe…

Saike: get out here you little gremlin

*Pasteur steps out.*

Pasteur: … here I am.

Saike: can I go home now?

*Syringes at thrown at Saike.*

*gets hit*

Saike: *inhale*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*He’s lucky that nothing was inside those syringes.*

Pasteur: I have more!

Saike: F**KYOUF**KYOUF**KYOU

*More syringes are thrown.*

Saike: AAAAAAAAAA

*Pasteur runs to Saike as he is about fill his lungs with sulphur dioxide.*

Saike: F**KF**KF**K

Pasteur: Now… say ahh!

Saike: WHA-

*Pasteur puts his hand into Saike and spreads the gas into his lungs.*

(Bro has to survive from this.)

Saike: *bites down on his hand*

*Some of the gas has been passed down.*

(Also do you remember Saike has sharp teefers)

Saike: *kicks him*

(Bruh. How did I not notice? They’re so easy to find.)

Pasteur: Ugh!

*He backs away.*

Saike: F**K YOU

Pasteur: Thr gas should enter your lungs now!

Saike: WHAT

Pasteur: You will cough up in 3… 2… 1…

Saike: cough up wha-

*Saike begins to cough.*

Saike: *cough cough* what the fu- *cough cough*

*Saike struggles for proper air while Pasteur cackles. Saike quickly thinks of an idea.*

Saike: hey *cough cough*

I can think for my own- *cough*

*Go ahead. I literally want Saike to live anyway*.

Saike: uh-

Hold on lemme just

*drinks water*

*I don’t know shit about science, so let’s count that as a repellent.*

Pasteur: … where did you get that water?

Saike: plot armour

Pasteur: You motherf**ker!!!

*He rushes to Pasteur.*

Saike: chihehe

*Pasteur attacks Saike.*

*goes through*

*Pasteur falls through a tunnel.*

Pasteur: Waaaaaaaa-