VENUS AMBER????!!!! (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE WRONG)

so that’s what our ocs see moments before disaster

Eggy: no
Stop
What are you doing
What are you doing
AUSDHHEHAHAHSGDFSHUAIAHSBJQOSJSH

I agree

he’d get f**ked so hard that he accidentally cracks

Blue: ...

Amber: *dead*

Uranus: *Grabs Amber's corpse, eats it and walks away*

Amber: hi there~

Blue: *dies from this*

Amber: *doesn't care*

Uranus: *Gets up and starts beating her to a pulp because she exists*

Amber: harder~

Uranus: *Literally rips her face off while breaking all of her bones*

Amber: *ded*

Uranus: *Rips her vocal cords out of her throat* Was I too violent?

Amber: *adorably ded*

*dead

Uranus: What was my name again? *The lightning around Uranus turns a blood red*

*UO draws a tactical baton in a threatening way.*
UO: come any closer and I'll show what the LAPD is known well for.

Hear me out

Venus Milo-

Hold on

Venus Saike-

What about

Venus Atlas-

That one makes sense

Wait

No

Don’t-

I won't

Good

Just kidding

WHAT

What would make the most sense to me is Aphrodite Peyton
(the whole Venus [under character here] thing is a f**king misconception, it's Aphrodite dumbass)

(I know)

Oh no

Atlas: NO

Amber: *going nuts*

Atlas: so… what now?

Amber: i dunno T-T

Atlas: are we gonna be shipped?

Amber: meh idk, and I think Pearlfan did it as a joke anyway

Atlas: good

Amber: anyway time to burn this au to the ground

Atlas: I agree

but uh… before we do…

Amber: yeah?

Atlas: wanna….

..kiss..?

Amber: oh-

OH-

Atlas: ..uh.. sorry..

Amber: no no PEARLFAN STOP THINKING ABOUT IT-
Me: AU SHIIIPPPPPPP

Atlas: oh..

OH

Amber: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Atlas: I mean… I’d be fine with it…

But I’m with switch..

Me: in that Au switch and blue don't exist hehehehehee
Amber: AAAAAAAAAA

Atlas: oh no that would be so horrible

That's why you have Amberrrrrrrer hahahahhahahahahagahahhahagashioanslaksozn

Atlas: Eh I don’t mind

*because it's a noncanon au*

Atlas: …

Amber: that was fun~ *leaves*

Atlas: that’s it

I’m killing myself

*real Amber walks in* real Amber: you're lucky this is noncanon

Atlas: I KNOW

I still wanna kill myself

Amber: you have an emotional support kitty in the canon tho

Atlas: ye

hey since this is non canon we won’t remember any of this, right?

Amber: yeah

Atlas: …I did kinda like it…

Amber: I mean
This is noncanon so sure :/

*they kiss and then burn it down*

What a happy ending :D

Yup

Atlas in canon: still wanna kiss her tho…

Canon Amber: *doesnt even know what she is*

Amber: hi~

Atlas: WHY

Me: its an au where Amber became possessed by Aphrodite instead of Venus
Amber: because~

Atlas: NO NO NO

WHY

Amber: c’mere~

Atlas: NO

*hehehe au shenanigans*

*why*

*idk I thought it would be a fun thing for huh_neat and I to do*

*but why atlas she’s gonna go insane now*