Dass ist gut

WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND

YOUR CONSEQUENCES ARENT EASY TO SWALLOW

WHO'S THE REAL MONSTER, NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW

YOU’VE CUT THIS STORY
DOWN
TO
THE
BONE

Really, Sans?

What?

The last line of the chorus is a PUN

Y u p

YOU IMBECILE! THAT WAS VERY...
clever

Heh, thanks buddy ;)

You're stuck in the underground

YOU,VE CUT THIS STORY DOWN TO THE BONE

Someday, I'll join the ROYAL GUARD
When I catch this child
Can it be that haaaaaard?

(Ima say all of it directly)

Look, if I'm being honest…
My brother ain't nothin' BUT harmless..
I know you and all that you want
You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font,
The deeper you go,
the messier it gets
If I had it my way, you'd already be D E A D

Kidding! if you couldn't tell
I get so bored, I amuse myself ;)

Down here in the Underground

You’re all aloneee

We wanted to tell you now

You’re kinda BONED

If you survive this prison

You will know nihilism

Don't mess around with monsters

Call me what you want, I got THICK SKIN

Another bad joke and i'm finished with him!

(Continue papyrus lmao)

(oh yeah mb)
We are monsters, the awfullest kind!

To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE

(OOOOH)
WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMINATION

BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE OUR MOTIVATIONS

HUMANS BETRAYED US AND LEFT US BURNIN'

ONE DAY WE’LL MAKE OUR WAY BACK TO THE SURFACE

THROUGH ALL YOUR TRAVELS, YOUR SINS WILL FOLLOW

How was the fall?

if you want to look around

Give us a call

we don't see humans often

We’re happy you just dropped in

i'll be so POPULAR
when i show all the monsters what i just brought in

Hey papyrus, mind your manners

can it sans, no time for banter

Excuse my brother, he is a bit eccentric

you're just lazy and apathetic!

Smells like the CREEPYPASTA is readyyy

STOP IT, SANS
I'M DONE WITH THE JOKIN'

Sounds like someone’s FUNNY BONE’S BROKEN ;)

WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMINATION

BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE OUR MOTIVATIONS

I AM THE MASTERMIND, HE'S MY ACCOMPLICE

Your only still alive because I made a PROMISE

YOU'LL LOSE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU WANDER FOR HOURS

YOU MIGHT EVEN DECIDE TO START TALKIN TO FLOWERS

WHO'S THE REAL MONSTER, NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW

Thanks to the fallllll

good luck ever getting out

Prepare to brawl

You could show mercy to us

Or turn all of us to DUST

Is your heart full of evil?

Or full of LOVE?

NYE-HEH-HEH
I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us

Test the human with one of your puzzles!

BRILLIANT, Sans
That will leave him befuddled!
I dare you to try a bite of SPAGHETTI!

fr

Fr :D

They’re scared of tiny children (ha!)

You've come far, but soon you'll stumble
when I stump you with some junior jumble

Not so sure you’ll get him with that

ALAS, I'll hit him with my SPECIAL ATTACK

*insert trombone*

LEAVE ME ALONE!

You know ive got a knack for the TROMBONE

one more pun
and I'LL BE DONE

But aint two SKULLS better than one?

(OOH)
WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMINATION

BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE OUR MOTIVATIONS

YOU KNOW YOUR STORY'S ALREADY BEEN TOLD

WE CAN PLAY AGAIN IF YOU SELL YOUR SOUL

.

Ive got my eye on you so you just watch it
I'll find any SKELETONS inside your closet!

WHO'S THE REAL MONSTER, NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW

YOUVE CUT THIS STORY
DOWN
TO
THE
BONE

Ik buddy, ik

(Regular or BALLS)

regular