Rp with that one blood guy

X: *that one fire guy*

Saike: F I R E

X: yes

F Ivan: *A genius with a cake for a f**king head*

Byrd: …

(Damn)

(I’m using this for a cameo/ flashback for my next story. Thx.)

(Ok)

(Saike beat Byrd mentally. He’s gonna put that on his back.)

(Ye, Saike hates him)

(A rematch would be cool, if they ever met again.)

(Probably)

*his attacks go straight through saike*

Byrd: Ugh.

*He doesn't care as he gives Saike a barrage of punches.*

Saike: *grabs one of his fists, and slams his knee into Byrds head*

*Byrd's neck stretches and he gives Saike a headbutt.*

Saike: *jumps back*

Byrd: Hidden Gem Technique: Hanzo's Army!

*Many arms come out of Byrd's palm.*

Saike: thats a stupid name

*unsheathes kuroba*

*The hands grab for Saike and kuroba.*

Saike: *tries to slash out*

*The hands are sliced in halves. Byrd runs at Saike with a large tree in his hands.*

Saike: ...

Byrd: You know... we've been pissed off at each other for I don't know how many weeks. But I think there's only one way to end it all.

Saike: ...

Byrd: ...

Saike: ..you threatened to r*pe me

Byrd: ...You followed me to my house, you made me break down my roof, you gave over a gazillion nosebleeds. And the next thing you're gonna say is "Idc".

Saike: ...

that was something called a joke, you didnt have TO F**KING THREATEN ME WITH SEXUAL ASSAULT

Byrd: Oh yeah" That's a joke, yeah? That's a joke that gets someone HURT you bloody f**ker!

Saike: ...

Byrd: ...

Saike: hydra!

*three blood hydra heads spew from his back*

*Byrd proceeds to whack the hydras with the tree.*

*they all chomp down and break the tree into splinters and sticks*

Byrd: Aww... shit.

*He forgot a few moves to counter the hydras.*

*the three heads roar, and rush at him*

*He blocks, hoping for the best.*

*he has no choice but to dodge, and when he does their slams create small craters in the ground*

*Byrd comes up with a flawed idea. He picks up sake from nowhere.*

Byrd: This better work...

*the hydras start snapping at each other*

Saike: guys! stop! we're in the middle of a fight!

*Byrd shakes the sake in the vigorously and quickly.*

Saike: you tried… to use my slight drinking problem against me…

Byrd: Yeah.. I did. But lemme guess, you’re taking that as an offence too.

*He gets most of the shards off.*

Saike: I had an ounce of respect for you, not a lot, but now I don’t have any

I don’t even need to fight you

Byrd:… what? What do you mean you don’t need to fight me?

*He picks out the rest of the shards.*

Saike: I fight people who are strong in their body and in their mind

You have no strength mentally, so I don’t care for you

Byrd: … w-what?

*He just stands there.*

Saike: threatening to r*pe me, going for an alcohol addiction as a weakness, I don’t care for you since you’re already beaten down

Byrd: …

Saike: goodbye dumbass

*leaves via portal*

Byrd: …

Saike: *notices*

*He aims at Saike and opens the cap. Gallons and gallons of sake fly out and target Saike.*

Saike: wtf-

*The sake splashes everywhere onto Saike.*

Byrd: There's no way that this is gonna get him drunk.

(did he mean isn't)

Saike: ._.

(Nah. He just thought that Saike would NOT get drunk from that.)

*Byrd stretches to Saike and proceeds to attack.*

Saike: One question: why?

*defensive position*

Byrd: I thought your horny ass would get drunk from that.

*He hits Saike with the remaining sake bottle.*

Saike: *grabs the sake bottle*

...I have no respect for you

*crushes it, and punches him in the face with the glass shards*

Byrd: YOW!

*He backs away, trying to get the shards off.*

Saike: ...in every other circumstance, I would say sorry

but you're a dick

Byrd: Don't say sorry. After all, you're a worse dick than I am.

Saike: ok? i dont care asshole

(Ngl. Byrd vs Saike would be hype for me.)

Byrd: Good.

(alr)

Saike: you know what? f**k you

*forces him to nosebleed*

Byrd: GUH! How the f**k did you do that?

*He tries to cover his invisible nose.*

Saike: god of blood dumbass

Byrd: You undergrown CHEAPSKATE!

*He runs at Saike.*

Saike: chiheh...

*eye glows bright teal*

*Byrd's eyes become dark blue.*

Byrd: RAAH!

*He attacks Saike.*