Saike: hey uh just so everyone knows, I do t have a dad and never did

Wow you're just pulling trauma out of a hat now, are ya?

No

He does have a dad

This has been established

ok

He’s just a horrible father

ok

Rizu: my dad is very rich

Saike: that’s cool

Father then.

F Ivan: My dad was an amazing, kind genius! He got brutally murdered in front of my eyes when I was fourteen! ^^

Protos: same here, bud

Splendor: I’m assuming you were just created, like I was?

Saike: yea

Splendor: I’m sorry you had to live like that
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Saike: same

Saike: UH

Splendor: …i’m assuming he was a deadbeat?

Saike: NO

I DONT HAVE ONE

Splendor: It’s okay, it’s okay

Saike: .\_/.

Splendor: Your secret’s safe here

Saike: well if you know…

*tells everything about how he was a bad father*

Splendor: That’s terrible

Saike: No f**king duh

Splendor: No wonder he’s Satan

Saike: yea

*lying*

Splendor: Another thing we have in common

Saike: mhm

Splendor: That’s nice

Saike: yup

Splendor: I mean, I technically do have a father, in the form of The Father

Saike: well… I guess

Splendor: Maybe the Devil would technically be your father?

Saike: No. he’s a horrible father.

Splendor: I thought you said you didn’t have one-

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