Not horny thoughts, more like “If somebody were possessing you, you could say they’re only using you for your body”

Vel: "Dammit, the cement's finally catching up with me."

Voice: Drink more, the voices might go away

Vel: "Nah, my health is bad enough."

(I kind of wanted to rephrase something.)

(Aw man I had a meme reply ready)
Voice: Okay then you do you.

(Whoops, sorry.)

Vel: "But... I guess one more wouldn't hurt."

(LMAO)

Voice: Cement IS good.

Vel: "Yeah."

Voice: not too much or I’ll get sick..

Vel: "I never got sick from it."

True

B Voice: Congrats, you’ve hit peak metabolism.

Vel: "What"

Voice: Er, digestion.

Vel: "Oh, sick!"

Voice: Yeah, as an embodiment, the quirks are awfully few.

Vel: "Oh."

Impulse: It mostly depends on what you embody. I embody impulse and intrusive thoughts. Nice to meet you!

Vel: "Nice to finally meet you too, I guess."

X: I drank too much didn't I?

Red: yep

Voice (they both hear it): The line “this little piggy went to the market” might have a darker meaning than we all think…

X: huh?

Red: yep, something is here

(Red is like chaos, they reside in X's body)

Voice: Everything is normal in Ba Sing Se.

X: oh i know that one

Voice: Yeah, season one of the live action show just came out.

X; it sucks, but not as bad as the other one

Voice: I didn’t see the other one, why’s it so bad??

L: I know you’re there *throws a pin in the general direction missing drastically*

Shadow: Shi-

L: uhh, can I have my pin back mr. Shadow sir? It’s a gift for my girlfriend

*swoop*
*the pin drops on L’s head*

L: thank you! :3

Saike: how much sake did I have?

Impulse: I’m messing with ya.

Saike: >:(

Impulse: Anyway, gotta split. Maybe I’ll see you later. *wink*

Saike: ok… I guess

(Dammit I think I misunderstood his lore)
Impulse: A simple misunderstanding. I’ll sort it out.

(Saike is the son of diabolus, and he hates him)

Saike: who.. is your boss?

(Is diabolus in charge of hell??)
Impulse: I didn’t mean my boss, no-ho, nobody tells me what to do, heh.

(No xorus is, diabolus is like second in charge)

Saike: good

Impulse: Oh I remember! The son of the second most powerful demon. *headpats in tall*

Saike: >:|

F**k you I don’t have a dad

Impulse: Aye, no need to be that way! I take it Diabolus wasn’t such a great person?

Saike: I don’t have a dad and never did

Impulse: Okay, whatever you say lil guy! *headpats*

Saike: IM NOT F**KING LITTLE

Voice: Haha, Saike drank too much sake.. Yeah, that wasn’t great.

Saike: who are you?

Voice: Shit- Ah, whatever, you caught me.. Hang on a moment..

Saike: *gives them a moment*

Voice: *lands* Hello! Be not afraid.

Saike: I’m not

Large bat thing: Good. Mice to meet the.. Prince of Hell..?

*nice

Saike: Nope! Call me Saike

Bat???: Huh, my informants told me you had some relation to the big boss himself, but uh, guess not. Anyway, I’m Impulse.

Saike: wait… boss?