SIMPLIFIED URINE TEST FOR AGING MEN:
GO OUTSIDE AND PEE IN THE GARDEN; IF ANTS GATHER . . . DIABETES
DRIBBLER ON YOUR FEET . . . PROSTATE; SMELLS LIKE BARBEQUE . . . CHOLOESTEROL
SHAKE IT AND WRIST HURTS . . . ARTHRITIS; RETURN TO THE HOUSE WITH IT STILL OUT . . . ALZHEIMERS