but here's the nyoomer

Unopod; Distant cousin of the Sploinkee, hence the similar body shape; Mouth (Contains long tongue for grabbing plant/fungal matter, even sterile eggs); BIG LEG™, used for going up to 60 miles per hour (their legs fused during development, so they only have one leg) (Also delivers a NASTY kick with a sharp hoof to make things worse); Hairbrush shaped tail club (tail is prehensile and used to anchor itself to the ground for self defense and to stop itself from going too far after running)