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GODDAMIT DOGAY! I SPENT 3 DAYS ON THAT PICTURE! SORRY CATNAP, I-I'M SORRY! WHY DID YOU HAVE WATER NEXT TO PAPER ANYWAY? I WAS THIRSTY; WE'LL THANKS TO YOU! I NEED TO DRAW ANOTHER PICTURE! WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THE PICTURES ANYWAY? WE HAVE A UNICORN FOR THAT! I'M MORE THAN A CAT WHO HELPS PEOPLE SLEEP Y'KNOW; OK, FINE I'M SORRY, BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SI-; DON'T GIVE ME THAT OPTIMISTIC BULLCRAP, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DO IT! YEAH! IT'S MY JOB; WHY COULDN'T YOU BE A SERVICE DOG? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SLEEP? THAT'S DIFFERENT! IS IT, CATNAP? IS IT?! WELL, I, ERM, UH...SHUT UP! I NEED TO REMAKE THIS PICTURE! SUMMARY: I SPILLED WATER ON MY PICTURE