"Big or short?" "Short."

Why? No man prays that

Because I'm willing to stay single even if I have to get plastic surgery to make myself look horrid

ok but like how short

I don't know. I might get the dick the size of an atom, or it does the exact opposite and reaches for uranus~ 😏

Wait, what? I literally said I was willing to stay single, and now I make a sexual joke.
Okay, at least I'm not having sex right now, so I'll let that slide and all others that don't get said during sex.

im gonna sex you

Bro I'm not Joe biden the pedophile 💀

me too

I want to be perfectly flat