I'm bored, give my guy some trauma (inspired by anon cats post)

Nacla: hello cutie~

Bunii: "Hi..."

*oh shit*

Yup

*bro is like Venus 💀)

She was before venus

She wasn't as bad as Venus before tho

I mean she’s shipped with venus

Ik

Chaos: where is your family

Bunii: "Octo Valley."

Chaos: *disappears*

Bunii: "..."

*a giant explosion is in the distance*

Bunii: 0_0

Chaos: *teleports back* ok thanks

Bunii: "What was THAT?!"

Chaos: oh nothing*walks away*

Bunii: "Did you kill my dad?"

Chaos: who knows

Bunii: "Thank you."

Chaos: well you kinda ruined the pleasure, I was faking it so you would think that I did, but I didn't

Bunii: "Awwww..."

Chaos: do you want me to? And bring you his dead body, or do I get to torture him and feed him to sushi?

Bunii: "Please do."

Chaos: A or B?

Bunii: "Both."

X: *disappears*