RP with normal Venus because why not

Bunii: "Hi."

Venus: um... hi?

Bunii: "Have you seen any cephalopods around here? I'm trying to find a 4th member of our team."

Venus: ...what?

X: bitch I'm gonna kill you

Venus: ...sir?

X: yeah?

Venus: You've been talking to yourself for 5 hour

Chaos: 2 1/2 minutes actually

Venus: it's called hyperbole- WHO SAID THAT?!

X: oh

Chaos: that'd be me

Venus: WHO ARE YOU?!! WHY CAN I HEAR YOU?!!

Chaos: *bursts out of X's chest* that would be me

Venus: *terrified*

Chaos: something wrong? *He's just like a being of pure darkness*

Venus: um... who are you?

X: how do you not know!??!? And why's your hair blue?

Venus: My hair is always blue...?

X: it's usually pink

venus: No it's not... who even are you?

X: *turns around* something ain't right, usually she'd be trying to f*ck me by now

Venus: ...

Chaos: it's probably something like me and you

X: she has less control though

VEnus: ...who are you talking to?

X: no one

Venus: *unconcious*

X: *coughing* what did I say about doing that?

Venus: *still unconcious*

Chaos: I dunno

venus: *still just there*

Venus: Okay...?

X: usually she's going around f*cking people, this is weird

Venus: ... *sips tea*

X: this is strange

Chaos: I barely sense and karma from her too

Venus: *stares at cup* hm...

X: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm got no idea

Chaos: you red?

Red: no, buts it's something with the vessel situation

Venus: ...

X: Whatever

Venus: Sir you good?

X: whatever

Red; yeah whatever

Chaos: whatever

Red: whatever

Chaos: whatever

Red: whatever

X: whatever

Chaos: whatever

Venus: *scared*

Chaos: what's wrong

Venus: magic isn't real...

Chaos: what are you seeing then

Venus: just a... hallucination...

Chaos: wanna bet?

Venus: *nods*

Chaos: *reaches out his hand*

Venus: *Screams and faints*

Chaos; strange *goes back into X*