RP with normal Venus because why not

Bunii: "Hi."

Venus: um... hi?

Bunii: "Have you seen any cephalopods around here? I'm trying to find a 4th member of our team."

Venus: ...what?

Saike: so… you’re normal now?

Venus: um... do I know you?

Saike: *sigh*

Aren’t you the vessel to Aphrodite?

Venus: Um...? no? Aren't gods just Myths?

Saike: No, because I’m a god

Venus: Oh you are? *blushing* I'm so so sorry I didn't know!

Saike: it’s fine

But you are a vessel to a god

Venus: No...? I'm pretty sure I'm not

Saike: well.. you seem like a nice lady

But you have [non consented] me before

Venus: WHAT?! I WOULD NEVER!!

Saike: you did

And lots of other people

A lot of people want to hurt you

Venus: what... but I never...

Saike: like I said, you’re a vessel, and the god uses your body to do that stuff

But, I think if you don’t a actually do that stuff, you’re ok

Venus: ...so that's the binding vow I made...

Saike: you should get it removed

Because then you wont have to deal with this

Venus: I'm... I'm not sure how to remove a binding vo-

*she falls down*

Saike: you ok?

Venus: *gets up with pink and blue hair* Ah if it isn't you~

Saike: damn it

Why do you do this? She seems so nice

Venus: Come on honey~ All she wanted was for someone to be irresistible to everyone~ And she got it right here~

Saike: …dude

Venus: if you're doubting me... let me show you~

Saike: N-

*it looks like a chill goes down his spine*

*then Venus gets a call*

Venus: Hello? Oh hey honey! Yeah I'll be back. see ya!

Saike: ….?

Venus: Well you're lucky. My girlfriend wants me back home.

Saike: who tf is your gf?

Venus: Nacla! The cutest girl I've met~

Saike: …

i will rip out both of your craniums

Venus:ta ta~ *she teleports away*

Saike: …

the f**king TWO PEOPLE WHO [NON CONSENTED] ME?! WHY HUH NEAT AND ANON

(rping as Amber cause why not)
Amber: …

Venus: Oh hi Amber!!! Come take a seat!

Amber: okay…? *goes to sit*
(How do you read my mind)

(I didn't)

Venus: So... how is your day? I saw this cute boy earlier!!!

Amber: …your hair isn't pink anymore

Venus: ..Amber are you okay, honey? My hair was always blue.

Amber: no… it changed to a bit pink one day and you haven't been the same since, I still have the yearbook photos from when that happened

Venus: ...hm? I don't recall

Amber: *pulls up a picture of Venus with pink hair during highschool or something idk*

Venus: Thats... odd...

Amber: you started bullying me when your hair turned pink too…

Venus: I did?! I'm so sorry!

Amber: that's not even the end of what pink-haired you did to me…

Venus: hm?

Amber: you publicly humiliated me more times than I can count… you even [nonconcent]ed me… twice. Once was in public.

Venus: *gasps* WHAT?!

Amber: you hurt so many people like that… even my fiancé…

Venus: ... I'm so so-

*she falls down*

Amber: ? You okay?

Venus: *gets back up with pink hair* Hello Amber~

Amber: *jumps out of her chair and summons her spear* what did you do to my friend!?

Venus: Nothing she didn't want~

Amber: bullshit!! You are ruining her life!!

Venus: come on~ She was always the one who wanted to be loved. that's why she hung out with you~

Amber: …all you're doing is hurting her. Just let her go.

Venus: no~ Her body is quite nice~

Amber: can't you at least find someone else!?

Venus: No~ A binding vow is a binding vow~ and wow she really liked being around you~

Amber: …what do you mean by that?

Venus: Lets just say... she treasures you more than a friend~

Amber: ??
Is there any way to get you out??

Venus: nuh uh~

Amber: I'll find a way. Even if it kills me, makes me lose my sense of self, or anything.

Venus: :)

Amber: …