Normal Venus?!?!

Yoooooo
She's blue-

Yo listen up here's a story

Lmao
I have no idea what you are talking about

OH THOSE ARE THE LYRICS

YEAH

OHHHHHHHHH
I DUMB

Corbin: …

Venus: hm?

Corbin: … are you looking at me or…

Venus: Sorry I don't know who you are...

Corbin: uh… yeah… I’m uh… Aaron Gurung. Gee, this is awkward.

Venus: ...Um... okay? I'm Venus

Corbin: Yo. Uh… is there a spare seat?

Venus: Oh yeah. Pretty sure Huh_Neat was too lazy to draw it though

Corbin: It’s okay. I got Punch_The_Clock to imagine it.

*He sits down.*

Corbin’s thoughts: Wow… she is adorable…

Venus: ...

Corbin: Whatcha drinking?

Venus: Just some tea. nothing special

Corbin: Oh. Cool. I guess.

Venus: mhm...

Corbin: Uhh.. weird question, but do you believe in a thing called magic?

Venus: Nah. Magic is a cool concept but it's not like it's real.

Corbin: Okay… how about this?

*He splits into a bunch of crows and flies into the air.*

*UO keeps his ballistic shield up while slowly approaching Venus.*

Venus: hm?

UO: Ju veproni normalisht për një demon të maskuar.

Venus: I don't speak whatever language you're speaking...

UO: I said I know you act normal for a demon.

Venus: What do you mean?

UO: You know exactly what I'm talking about, you Demon of Lust.

Venus: ...what?

UO: I know your tricks. You lure in helpless victims to mate with them without resistance. I ain't falling for it though.

Venus: I... sorry? What? I haven't even done anything

UO: Alright then, explain what happens at night for you.

Venus: My hair is pink...

UO: Yep. That confirms you were the offender.

(Wait shit I mean't to say blue)

Venus: My hair is mainly blue...

UO: Ah, well, it was described as pink, so...

Venus: Exactly!

UO: So, is that not you?

Venus:no!

UO: Do you know who she is? Sorry if you don't, I have to ask these questions for many cases.

Venus: No?

UO: But how'd you know the hair was pink?

Venus: oh it's simple I wish Amber good night and I got to sleep!

*UO gets skeptical.*
UO: You sure on that? I know my facts well, multiple unconsentional matings occured and you fit the offender's profile.

Venus: What the f**k? Why would I do that?

UO: I don't know, but you fit the described profile, unless you got a twin hidden away, you'd best start talking.

Venus: twin- no I don't think I do...

UO: Then explain yourself, why is it you fit the profile?

Venus: What profile?

UO: Unconsentional matings. You were described by witnesses, all occuring at night. Starting to see a pattern here?

Venus: Um.. didn't they have pink hair?

UO: Yeah, why?

Venus: you... told me

UO: Jezus, unë jam budalla.

Venus: ...

UO: Well... now what?

Venus: I'm gonna leave...

UO: Same.
*UO walks away.*