HAS MADE FRIENDS WITH THE LOCAL SQUIRREL AND CARP POPULATIONS; POLLUTER; CONSERVATIONIST; THROWS HIS SHITTY BROKEN VAPES ON THE GROUND WHEN HE'S DONE WITH THEM; INSTEAD OF POSTING ABOUT IT, EMAILS HIS GOVERNOR DIRECTLY TO APPROVE MORE PARKS; PALE AND MEEK; PICKS UP TRASH IN HIS NEIGHBORHOOD UNSOLICITED; OH GOD IM GONNA POLLUUUUUUUTE! HAS LUXURIOUS TAN