(Rp) Meet Tri-Splat, the main team for the Splatoon Shenanigans series! (Which should have been out a long time ago.)

X: *fades into existence*

*The two are still trying to get her to laugh.*

Bunii: "Come on, smile!"

Tori: "..."

X: hello

*They all turn around*

Bunii: "GAH-"

Maddi: "AH-"

Tori: "..."

X: what seems to be the problem?

Bunii: "She won't smile."

Maddi: "Come on! Turn that frown upside down!"

X: why aren't you smiling?

Tori: "It's not nessicary."

X; can't you just like, smile, and then be done with it, you know, to like make them feel better or something

Tori: "Sure." she sounds sarcastic

Maddi: "Was that sarcasm?"

Bunii: "My friend had a sarcasm once."

Tori: *Snort*

X: did you really just say that?

Maddi: "..."

Bunii: "What?"

Tori: "HAHA!"

X: You can't have a sarcasm

Tori: "Does he know...?"

valix: hello
marxie: hi!!!

Bunii: "Hi-ho! (KERMIT THE FROG HERE-)"

Maddi: "Hey!"

Tori: "..."

valix: "umm alrighty then"
marxie: "Kermit!?"

(Usually if it had parenthesis, it's ooc/out of character)

Bunii: "You guys look fresh. You from the splatlands?"

(I know)

valix: sorry for the child what are y'all's names?
marxie: hey!
valix: what its not my problem your a social butterfly
marxie: *grumbles and crosses her arms* no fair

(Can we memechat during second period btw?)

Bunii: "My name is Bunii Takowasa!"

Maddi: " I'm Maddylin Hiromi, but you can call me Maddi."

Tori: "Astoria. Astoria Hurley."

(yeah) (build a car is like build a bear but with cars btw)

valix: ok also like i said my bff marxie is a social butterfly so she talks forever heh
marxie: i do not!
valix: dude you literally wanted to go to build a car yesterday
marxie: the had limited editions ok!?

valix:also yes we are from splatlands
marxie: *rolls eyes* I could've told them that what are we 30?
valix: we are the same age dude *getting fed up*

Maddi: "..."

valix: i-
marxie: no its my turn to talk
valix: alrighty then *looks at maddi* be prepared she can talk

Maddi: "Oki..?"

marxie: so my names marxie if you may already know and I love cats, dogs, pigs, bees, lizards, butterflys did I already say dogs? and-

valix: why does Tori never talk?

Bunii: "...Long story."

marxie: do they have any emot-
valix: marxie!
marxie: whaaaaat?

(new convo)
valix:...
marxie:omg more friends to talk to!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bunii: "Oh, hi!"

marxie: yaaay more friends!!!!!!!!!!!!

valix: *looks away from her not talking*

marxie: sorry for her shes rude *looks at valix*
valix: *ignores*

Kana: hi

Bunii: "Hey!"

Maddi: "Hello there!"

Tori: "..."

Kana: who are you guys?

Bunii: "Bunii Takowasa!"

Maddi: "Maddylin Hiromi, but you can call me Maddi."

Tori: "Astoria. Astoria Hurley."

Kana: cool, I’m Kanashimi, or just Kana

Bunii: "Will do."

Kana: oki

Maddi: "So uh... whatcha doin?"

Kana: nothin much

*UO keeps his Glock 17 hidden in it's holster, a little odd...*

*The two are still trying to get her to laugh.*

Bunii: "Come on, smile!"

Tori: "..."

(Psst.)

(Oh crap, srry)

(It's alright, I'm used to this kinda thing.)

*UO looks around before striking a match off his boot to light a cigarette.*

Bunii: "Tori, quick! Say Uranus without the U r!"

Tori: "Not falling for it, kiddo."

*UO takes a draft from his cigarette and looks around again.*

Bunii: "Come onnnnnn, smile!"

Tori: "No."

*UO exhales before taking another draft.*

Maddi: *She smells the smoke and turns around* "Hey uh... I don't wanna be that guy, but you know that's bad for you, right?"

UO: Believe me, if I had lungs, I would've found somethin else.
(I think that Octolings having no lungs is actually canon.)