Non canon zone. You're welcome

Rapeer: *Fades into existence*

(Sorry for butting in, but venus is finna get a taste of her own medicine lmfao)

She would like it

oh-

Young Xandalix: "FRYING PAN!"

Splendor: Kill yourself :333
*he runs up to her and gives her the ŞŁǍP ØF ĠÕÐ

Saike: CHIHAHAHAHAHAH YES

wait lemme get my headphones in

*turns his back to get headphones on*

Venus: :)

Saike: Wh.. what the f**k?

Venus: :) *gets closer*

Saike: s- stay away f**ker!

*under his breath*

Wh… why am I scared now?

Venus: This is the non canon zone... you know what that means?

Saike: …what

Venus: It means I can do whatever I want

N O W B E N D O V E R

Saike: n- no!

Venus: :) be a good boy now~

Saike: NO F**K YOU

Venus: ...is that kickba-

Saike: alright ready

PAIN AND TRAUMA LEAVE MY BODY... いつかみた地獄もいいところ 愛をばら撒いて
アイラブユー貶してくれ 全部奪って笑ってくれマイハニー

*dashes at venus*

Venus: *dies cutely*

Saike: OHOHOHOHOHO NO BITCH YOURE NOT JUST GONNA DIE

*revives and she comes back to life, and he kicks her down*

Venus: *cutely resurrects*

Saike: YOU MADE ME PULL OUT KICKBACK FOR THIS, DONT WASTE IT

*grabs her hair and slams her into the ground*

Venus: *smiles through the pain*

Saike: MY GOD WHY?! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

Venus: :)

Saike: *sting of fear*

Chaos: *wraps a chaos chain around her neck* HAHAHAHAHAHA FINALLY

venus: *continues smiling*

Chaos: *eye twitching*

Venus: Come on~ make me scream~

Chaos: *summons a giant chaos energy blast*

venus: :)

Chaos: *decimates her with the blast*

Venus: *dies cutely*

Venus: harder~

Chaos: *slams her into a wall*

Venus: *continues smiling*

Chaos: *walks over to her*

Venus: :)

Chaos: what's wrong with you

Venus: Harder~

Chaos: what?

venus: :)

Chaos: *slams her in the face with his staff*

Well since this is noncanon I can use Amber
Amber: *has a chainsaw* >:)

Venus: :)

Amber: *proceeds to cutely make Venus feel pure pain and torture*

(cute kawai uwu)

Venus: *cutely dies*

Amber: oh I'm not done yet >:) *by the power of noncanon realm she makes her come back to life and does it all over again*

Venus: *gets resurrected cutely*

Amber: *cutely does it again and again and again*

Venus: *cutely dies over and over*

Amber: *randomly makes out with her at some point because noncanon and keeps on making her feel P A I N*

Venus: *smiles through the pain cutely*

*eventually the noncanonness devolves into a weird-ass ship or something idfk*

Venus: :)

Amber: :)
(pov: the parallel universe where my intrusive thoughts won)