Here, Saikes in the realm of non canon, idc what you do

Venu- /j

You’re not even huh neat

i know j just wanted to jumpscare him

anyways

Splendoe: What does “non-canon” mean?

Saike: we can do whatever we want

Splendor: Oh

Xandalix: "FRYING PAN!"

Saike: huh?

*He gets slapped with a frying pan*

Saike: ow..

(No)

what was it?

eh

Wdym by eh

i couldn’t think of anything to say

Ok

Chaos: non cannon, now I can torture you

Saike: *wakes up*

Chaos: done now?

Saike: yup

Chaos: alright

Saike: can I go now?

Chaos: I-I can't take you seriously *walks away*

Saike: Chihehe

Saike: Nuh uh

Chaos: >:)

Saike: you can’t do it that easily

Chaos; *surrounds them inside a chaos sphere* now I can

Saike: huh?

Chaos: *Distorted* YOU'RE IN MY WORLD NOW

Saike: wait

Can I take a quick nap first? I’m kinda tired

Chaos: alright

Saike: *falls asleep standing up*

Chaos; *waiting*

Byrd: What the… why am I here all of a sudden?!

Saike: …

Byrd: you… why the hell are you here? To f**king diss me?

Saike: if I didn’t have morals I would’ve ripped your skull out by now asshole

Byrd: … Oh you can do that now. You’re in the world of non-canon now, you son of a bitch! Let’s fight!

Saike: …oh? You want that

*a smile ripples across his face*

Byrd: Yeah… who’s stopping you?

*His eyes turn blue as his skin darkens like a shadow.*

Saike: my morals…. But if you truly want it…

*unsheathes kuroba*

Byrd: You asked for it first… Now, FACE MY WRATH!

*He embraces and transforms into a Form of Monstrosity.*

Saike: whoa… I… literally don’t care

*Byrd runs at Saike.*

Saike: *runs at byrd*

*The hands clash with Kuroba.*

Saike: *kicks him*

*Byrd punches Saike in the face.*

Saike: *flys back*

*Byrd puts Saike in a suplex.*

Saike: *gets away and jumps back, and turns to female saike*

*Byrd thinks fast and quickly pounces on Saike.*

Saike: Yowch

*He continues to beat him up, until…*

Saike: *punches him into the ground*

*Byrd returns to his original form as he gets beaten up.*

Saike: *lifts him up into the air, and then slams him down*

Byrd: Ack!

Saike: *lands on his chest*

Byrd: I… can’t… breathe… what are… you going…. to… do?

Saike: *gets off*

Byrd: Oh. That… I thought you were gonna stab in me in the hea-

Saike: No. why would I do that, I wanna make you suffer, not kill you

Byrd: … Cmere you~

Saike: …

*He slows down, the punches become weaker.*

Saike: …

*Byrd stops. He just looks at Saike.*

Saike: …what? Not gonna kill me?

*Byrd falls on his back with blood coming out of his nose and a bit of pink on his face. It’s female Saike. What can you expect?*

Saike: *smiles*

There you go

*punches him in the face*

Byrd: …

Saike: *jumps up and kicks him*

Byrd: …