I was blushing like crazy (it was only on the cheek)

Hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."

Blah, blah, blah. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.

So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?

Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'l

Dude
Pls stop giving me PTSD

Uhh, Hello? Hello? Uh, well, if you're hearing this and you made it to day two, uh, congrats! I-I won't talk quite as long this time since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses. Uhh, it might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk just to make sure everyone's in their proper place. You know...

tmi mate, tmi

we dont need to know if his zesty gay s**t boyfriend kissed him

nono im just saying that we dont need to know

thats what i did, then you brought me back

He's bi :/

Bro thats like someone hands you coke and you say it's pepsi

Fym-

The joke is pepsi and coke are literally the same

gay with extra steps

Not really
He prefers women more but he is still into men

why tf he dating your male ass

We we're best friends for about 5 years and he became bi when he started high school. During the end of 2023 he confessed that he had a crush on me, so I said yes, and now we're here

so hes gay

,,, ITS PRONOUNCED LIKE "PIE"?!?!?! WHY DID MY AUTISTIC ASS ALWAYS PRONOUNCE IT AS "BEE" 😭

idk bruh, them gays are weird

Just stfu and stop replying to EVERY SINGLE COMMENT I F**KING POST

im pretty sure i missed atleast half of em

but if want i can watch more attentively

He became bi
THREE KEY WORDS IDIOT

gay, bi, gray, pie

all the same shit

Wut