wizard:i cast 9mm
me: well i cast .50 cal

YOU FOOL

I CAST TSAR BOMB!

i cast reflect

I CAST NUH UH

YUH HUH LIL NI-

i cast f**k you (your cool though so not really) "you can only attack for the next 3 turns"
"-5 dmg"

I cast undo

I cast balls to tits.

Your testicles are now a pair of tits.

"+15 attract chance"
i use attract

I USE ASEXUAL!

darn "12 dmg recoil"

I cast godmode.

f**k you dipshit.

I CAST yfm song

"powerup used"

Jokes on you, your LMG is now a Linguini.

"healed 5 hp"
i cast big rock cock