not lying this is real he wont stop knocking at my door please help

Ask him nicely to go away

I can't he comes back every night and makes threatening gestures at me like that in the window. Nobody believes me! Even the cops they just laugh at me!

He just wants to show you his balloon puppets!

Bro get your sharpest knife, get fake blood, put it over your walls and yourself, and lick the fake blood off your knife to make you seem threatening, and if you have any realistic bones, then lay them over the ground, and do it every day until that clown leaves, or just make yourself seem threatening any way shape or form (btw does he have a weapon?)

let him in. he just wants to play.

Oh thats just Fred The Clown. Hes homeless so he wants to live with you so he can get his life back together. His gestures are just him trying to tell you for him to come in in sign langauge.

/j?

He just wants a friend, he has to work as a birthday clown and the kids run up and attack him all the time, it should actually be flattering that he thinks you would make a good friend

Dropkick him

THIS DOOR LOOKS SIMILAR TK MINE

CALL THE POLICE

let him in he only wants some waffles (you get a upvote)

sonic waffles saffles

You don’t know the blue waffles?

i guess not

No worry you can search up blue waffle and go to images, I remember there’s a document with the recipe

is this a trick?

Nope, bro is just a freaking waffle dont worry

Bro u watch Martincitopants too?

ya
i also added him to a religon i made where he is literaly the father of god

You did google it?

wtf dude