idc if i’m using him more than Supernova, he’s just so awesome

Saike: yo

Splendor: *walks in, and a bunch of demons twice his size stare at him*
…does it have to be a bar in Hell?

Saike: hm?

oh sorry I forgot you were an angel

*opens a portal to a normal bar*

Splendor: Thank you, I don’t think I would have made it out of there alive

Saike: You're welcome, now what do you wanna drink?

Splendor: Oh- uh…

…i don’t really drink alcohol

Saike: ..you said you were going to a bar though...

Splendor: Okay, i’m sorry, I just wanted to seem cool in front of you, you’re right about my life being boring

Saike: why dont you just go on an adventure or something?

Splendor: Hello again

Saike: wsg

Splendor: Still nothing

Saike: your life seems boring

Splendor: It is not! I, uhh…

…i’m going to uhh…

…a bar.

Saike: Youre going to a bar? Can I join?

Splendor: …oh, sure, haha

(he was lying, he just wanted to seem cool)

Saike: Alright, when do you wanna go?

Splendor: Uh- a- now

Saike: Alright *opens a portal to a bar*

Blue's Corpse: *Rises up from the ground*

Splendor: No, you don’t have to have it on if you don’t want to

*Blue puts his mask back on*
Blue: Alright, anyways, what is your name?

Splendor: I am Splendor, and I am an ange

Blue's Corpse: Nice to meet another angel

Splendor: Same here

Blue's Corpse: I am not an angel btw
I meant that I have met many other angels and it is nice to find another one

Splendor: Wha-

Blue's Corpse: *He puts on a face mask to hide his rotting face and looks at Splendor*

Splendor: I think I recognize you… are you, uhh…

Blue's Corpse: I am Blue and currently, I am "dead"

Splendor: What happened?

Blue's Corpse: I hanged myself

Splendor: …that’s terrible

Blue's Corpse: I guess but now I am half alive

Splendor: Oh

Blue's Corpse: *He takes off his face mask revealing that his eyes are gouged out and are now lifeless holes, his skin is green-ish in color, most of his nose is missing, maggots squirm in his skin and other gross details* I am just a rotting corpse now...should I put my mask back on?

Paladin: hello again

Splendor: Hello

Paladin: it is a pleasure to see you again

Splendor: Same here

Paladin: well you're an angel

Splendor: Yes. And?

Paladin: I don't usually see angels quite often

???: …

Splendor: …

???: …hello… a fellow angel, yes?

Splendor: Yes

???: sorry… I'm new around here

Splendor: Oh. Who are you?

???: …now is not the time to say, I haven't been shown yet.

Splendor: Oh, I hope you have fun with your anonymity

???: yeah