ye

as costco, i sue your power plant for racism against costcowholesales
you have 20 minutes to show up to court

i also sue because they banned flashing

as a nuclear power plant, i give you 200 tons of radioactive waste in bomb form

as a costco, i redirect it to the nearest sams club

as a nuclear power plant, i do the same

fr
sams club sucks
can i get hired since i destroyed a sams club

youre canonically the driver that picks up the nuclear waste

sponsored by costco

deal
can i still be on the list of employees

no more space srry

but ill achnolegde

Btw I came to work with a skirt and thigh highs
because
I wanted to
:3

me, you, break room

okay~

hell yeah

i mean i do too idk what the problem here

nothin :3

you can guse what nuclear and Gabriel are gonna do

oh

wanna join

new rule: no banging people

you aren’t the owner

im suggesting a rule

i load the reactor with rods bc nobody else will

ye

alr ima grab a rod and load it into the reactor

am i allowed to punch yoshi

what dose do not flash people supposed to mean?

fear me.

i will not

do not make me cast the leg cancer spell.

coochie cancer is better

YOU COME INTO MY HOME AND TELL ME HOW I SHOULD REARRANGE MY FURNITURE? I CAST COCK TO TITS.

F**K IM SORRY I WAS JUST SUGGESTING

YOUR COCK NOW HAS A PAIR OF TITTIES. EVERY TIME YOU PISS YOU WILL NOW LACTATE.

can i drink it too

No.

The milk is spoiled too.

how does tit milk go bad

yes.

ok can you reverse the spell i'll give you 2 pounds of radioactive waste

Bet

I CAST TITS TO COCK.

your man tiddies are now back to their original position. now you will piss and ejaculate normally.

now give me the radioactive waste I'm hungry.

[[gives you 2 pounds of radioactive waste]]
extra nuclear bits too

bet.

*sloppy time*

I am the homeless wizard man who is discovered behind the nuclear power plant eating moss.

they didnt hire us, we should overthrow the power plant fr fr

not what i had in mind, but this can do

bet.

wizard powers A C T I V A T E

ladies and gentlmen these are the people you use our guns on

if you shoot me ill revoke your costco membership

*pulls an uno reverse card* I live in Australia.

YOU FOOL, THAT MEANS YOU ARENT REAL
POOF, YOU'RE GONE

? wtf do you mean

australia isnt real