"Why are people ruining my GF's day?"

Rapeer: *Fades into existence*
Random Guy: I beated her up with a baseball bat and some other stuff *Notices Rapeer* AH!!!
Rapeer: *Fades out of existence*

*copyright claims are gonna destroy you*

Switch: "Who-"

Random Guy: Hm?

Switch: "Who tf was that guy"

Random Guy: I don't know anything about that guy

Blook: "Her boobies are gone because she wasn't aware of them. Not my fault, it's the boobie eater's fault."

Atlas: nooooo my exotic bird T-T

Boobie eater: "It's me, the consumer of breasts. I'm also the down bad Male 8 from Blook's extremely cursed Splatoon AU"

Atlas: idk hon :/

Switch "oh ok."

Violet: Has anyone seen my husband?

Switch: "Nah, sorry."

Violet: :(