I always see shit like this in comments and it always leaves me wondering, why?

I am in loveth with a fine maiden of mineth liking, i shalt tryeth and sway that lady with mineth eternal loveth of that lady being.

Teddy's a guy

Gend'r doest not cease mineth loveth f'r he. F'r yond gent shalt beest taken up as mineth maiden wife,

ENGLISH MAN

Art thou a simple fool? This english i speaketh of is in plain sight

Maybe I should start speaking in cuber lol

What is this cub'r thee speaks of thou simple fool?

How someone good at solving rubix cubes talk

F'r thine is deceiv'd of this vain assumption.

I got a 15 second solve

Love Gets Bad Too Quickly I Assume

Thou art right. Thine belov'd mistress is did leadeth astray from mineth nev'r ending embrace of love.

They be talking like f**king Zestial :skull:

Indeed