Milk but he's stuck in the loop

WHAT PLACE OF THE PLANET ARE YOU LOCATED AT IT IS 1:09 AM OVER HERE YOU ARE POSTING AS IF IT IS THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY

I literally went "What can I say, Cherry Pepsi makes me act up"

if us three ever end up playing BoneLab together do NOT try that I will murder you

Nah

It'll be a Arizona Watermelon

And all you'll hear is
"SLUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP"

Mr: "Alright, this is Big Anomaly, we need to lock in"
Milk: *guzzling Arizona watermelon*

*Ave Maria plays as my corpse gets flung backwards in slow-motion*

"WJYRTCKVRD"
*proceeds to mindlessly shoot heavy avatar with storm trooper aim*

"that's it you're going into the Crablet chamber
And since this is the 3rd time this week they're going to be Crablet Pluses"

*fecking snaps and Doom music starts playing*

"I'm just gonna keep making more buddy"
"CRABLETS? I HATE THOSE THINGS. THEY NEED TO DIE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE NEED TO DIE? CRABLETS. CRABLETS?"

*pulls out the airpod shotty*

"teach you to act like that in front of the Omniprojectors"

Auggggh

The urge to yap about The Bunker

You can tap all you want I love listening to stories and telling stories
and indie games

Bet

Ahem

I feel like the most terrifying part of The Bunker is the fact there's still a battle going on right outside of it. The French and Germans are fighting, and have absolutely no idea what's going on in there.

"GUYS STOP FIGHTING THERE'S LIKE A DEMOGORGON IN THERE"
*French and German forces look at each other*
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
*German shoots player character*

The game literally ends with your character finally making it out of the bunker and landing a pit full of dead French soldiers

And the last thing you hear before the screen turns to black is a group of germans with dogs running towards you

"WAITWAITWAIT I HAVE CRUCIAL INF--"
*death*
"Hahaha what a los--"
"G̶̡̛̛̣̫̼̙̻̼̗͉̝̯͙͑̆̑́̐̂͐͐̽͑͜͝ͅͅͅR̶̢̨̦̜͗́̑̿̅͌́̐̓̎̍̍̉͘R̵̨̢̡̨̠̙̗̹̰͎͈̬͍̪̦̽̏̇̎̒̽́̉̒̿̑̌̅̿͘A̶̢̨̡̩͔̖̦̮͎͔̮͍̟̝̍̔͛̇͑̊͋͒͗̿̾̎̃̍͘͜͠͠A̴̧̧͎̺̫̞̥̟̺̜̠̟͔̘̗̺̥̅͊͆͂̅́̽Ą̵̖̖͉͇̰̯͈̪̥̞̗̄͛̔̾̍̉̿̚ͅͅH̷̡͖̤̻̩̞̻̼͊͆̿̆͂͘͜͠ͅͅḨ̴̩̟̰͕̻͈̜̰̘̣̯̲̔͌̈́͌̈́͂̕ͅH̶̢̛̩̻͙̱͖͙̒͒̀̋̇͊̌̚H̴̨̺̺͍͍͆̈́̃͆̇́͛ͅH̵̥̮̥̳̖̹̳͛̆̔͗̿͂͂́̄̂͆̍́̚͝ͅ"

There's a way harder ending you can get where you don't kill the creature and it escapes as well

Ah

Now I can get a new difficulty that has silly things like permadeath, my saferoom no longer being safe, my gun spawns in a locker so I have to get the code first, fuses, all sorts of stuff

sounds like fun

It is 10:15 PM

I am hyper cause I just beat Amnesia: The Bunker and deepthroated half a bottle of cherry pepsi

You're about 2 hours behind me if I did that math right you did what to a bottle of which inferior soda

Cherry Pepsi goes harder than Cherry Coke

And I was guzzling that stuff

My friends thought i was chugging another kind of liquid

1. I wouldn't know coz I haven't had it but I had Pepsi once and EUUGHHH
2. why are your friends with you at 10:00 PM

Because they are like me and game until really late

Yeah but like were they WITH you or just gaming with you

Gaming with me

Oh
"bro what's what are you doing WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
"mmm
huh whuh"

Nah I was full on
"Glk glk glk"

"NAHHH BRO'S GAY"
"HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YALL THAT'S MY OC"
"BRO'S EVEN GAYER"

Yes

Also, to confirm

In Amnesia: The Bunker

Your character gets...
You guessed it
Amnesia

There's no way!!!
And the player in BoneLab
you guessed it
BONELAB 🤯🤯🤯