This sucks

You know I just realized, if Matt died, everyone would have been screwed

because, y'know

Ares

He's lucky lol

This is mostly good

What could I improve?

You don;t need to improve anything
I am just sad that Mex died

Yeah, it was a tough decision to make

Mex, Zen, Pearlfan, PieKiller, Matt, F Ivan, and Tide were their names. They were brave enough to accept the quest of The Holy Derp. It all started when each of them were doing their daily jobs, and then were invited to the Citadel. They were told to obtain a sacred item, The Holy Derp. They were skeptical, but caved in and went ahead.

They were split into groups.
-Matt and Mex
-Zen and Ivan
-Pearlfan and PieKiller
And Tide went by herself because she requested to.
And off they went.

Pearlfan and Piekiller went off towards the west when they came to Earth somewhere in the Middle East. They went through many traps, three of which injured them, but no other harm done. Tide had followed them, and the three arrived at a temple. Surely, the Derp would be here? Unfortunately, that was wrong.

Zen and Ivan went off in the East. They went through many traps as well, but four injured them. Zen was damaged pretty badly, but thank God Ivan packed healing supplies. Not long after, they were caught in a sandstorm. They had a hard time navigating and were eventually tossed away by the storm. Fortunately, they landed at a temple, which contained the Holy Derp. The entrance required three people, so they waited.

Mex and Matt went off in the North. They went through not as many traps; however, they were jumped. Mex and Matt were walking through a rundown city, when seven mysterious creatures jumped them. The two fought valiantly, and killed them. However, Mex was mortally wounded. Matt sat there with him, mourning over Mex and his fatal wound, until Mex passed away.

Matt came to the temple four hours after Zen and Ivan. He looked at Zen solemnly and told her the news. She cried for half an hour, then when she calmed down a little, they entered the Temple of The Holy Derp.

The three went down a long hallway with blood stains and cryptic messages, such as "KCABSIDIOV" and "RUN". Eventually, they saw the Derp, being picked up by many heroes, but they died a gruesome death. The trio looked at each other with fear, but they went up anyways.

Matt walked up, sweating, unsure if he was to live. He picked it up, and...

No death?

Matt, Ivan, and Zen burst into cheer and hugged each other. The quest was complete. After two minutes, the other three came in and saw Ivan, Zen, and Matt. They told them about Mex dying, and how he got jumped and killed. The six went out of the temple. Zen sat at the door, mourning her brother's death. They gave her support and told her everything was going to be okay.