so one day, pisster was minding his own business and stumbled upon a poster that said “go to dage you stupid f**king idiot” so he went there. But what he didn’t realize is that it was closed and wouldn’t be open until next week. And he walked in on dant, some stupid ghoul person who was watching axel in Harlem, and once dant saw pisster, he played a game that he totally wasn’t forced to play, he 100% isn’t be held a gun point. and that’s where his eternal suffering starts.