Splendor, while strong, agile, and having the power of the Lord itself, is only 5’5”

Saike: yooo same

Splendor: Yeah, although I don’t think you can change how ugly you are

…just kidding

Saike: hah, yea

alright lets go

*they go there*

Saike: whoa

this place is...

Splendor: Amazing?

Saike: Underwhelming

Splendor: Because it isn’t just clouds and old-ass hunks of marble?

Saike: Nah it just looks.. boring

Splendor: …oh.

Saike: Hell is so much cooler

..or.. hotter..

Splendor: That’s a neat coincidence

Saike: yo wanna be friends

Splendor: I guess

Saike: Huh

Not every day you make friends with an angel

Splendor: Not every day I make friends with a demon

Saike: Wanna go see hell?

Splendor: I’ve been there plenty of times, but sure

Saike: Oh.. you've been to hell?

Damn

Could we go see heaven then?

Splendor: Sure, if you want to, just try not to be seen

Saike: Hold on one sec

*leaves and comes back without his hat, all the blood off him, normal teeth, and no demon stuff*

Do I look normal?

Splendor: I could see how someone would think that, but when it comes to daily life, heaven is superior.

You do remember that I live here right?

Saike: You do?

Splendor: Yes, i’m an angel

Saike: Well I'm a demon and I dont live in hell

Splendor: I have better things to do than save up money and buy a house there when I can live here

Saike: Wait rent is free?

Splendor: You’re telling me you thought you’d still have to pay money after you die?

Saike: How do I join?

Splendor: Have a pure soul and die. Although I don’t think you should kill yourself just to not pay money, especially since some angels don’t trust demons

Saike: wait what if im already dead?

Splendor: You’re not seriously considering dying right now, are you?

Saike: ...

Splendor: Don’t you have a wife and kid?

Saike: but then we wont have rent

oh wait I gotta have a kid with cae first

*Literally most of Ocs give him headpats as they are taller than him*

Splendor: Please do not

F Ivan: I am literally nearly 3 feet taller than you

*My Ocs

Mex being 6' 5": 😂
Zen being 5' 9": 😁

Splendor: T_T

Cheebs being 4' 2": ...
Ukulele being 5' 3": 🖕 (towards Mex)