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Eren: *sleeping while standing*

Splendor: Hello there, m-

-are… are you ok?

Eren: *wakes up* huh?

Splendor: Ah, hello

You were sleeping while standing

Eren: oh yeah that tends to happen

Splendor: How?

Eren: Oh simple I ju- *She falls asleep mid sentence*

Splendor: …again? God bless your soul

Eren: *sleeping*

Splendor: *waits for her*

Mex: ...what are you?

Splendor: I am Splendor, an angel.

Mex: didn't guess an angel could look like that.

Splendor: Like what?

Mex: ...like an armored mosquito.

Splendor: What.

Mex: hey, just being truthful.

Splendor: Mosquitoes are useless creatures. Other annoying insects at least have a purpose- flies are decomposers, and bees make honey. But what do mosquitoes do? Nothing but carry diseases.

Mex: they're pollinators and food sources for other animals.

Splendor: …you’re right, but so are other insects

Mex: you said they serve no purpose

Splendor: In my blind rage I forgot

Mex: womp womp

*Uranus flies down at Splendor with a speed of Mach 5*

Splendor: Lord-

*Uranus summons lighting bolts into his hands and throws them at Splendor while still flying down at him*

Splendor: What in God’s name-?

*the lighting bolts hit splendor with enough force to send 5 blue whales flying*
Uranus: *Landing in front of Splendor giggling*

*lightning

Splendor: AUGH-

…*cough* That… was rude. Who are you?

Uranus: The God Uranus and I am in Blue's body as of now.

Splendor: You don’t like the Lord.

Uranus: What do you mean?

Splendor: You claim to be God.

Uranus: I claim to be a god.
Not the Lord himself though