Pick your super power

you can read peoples mind

Only after eating a full jar of mayo, and it lasts 5 minutes

I can see the future

youre a femboy

Bet

wha-

Ya

Run ultra-fast

i have the ability to outdrink everyone who has and will live

Your testicle secrete a gooey liquid everytime you touch a laptop key

you dont already do that?

The effect doubles

shit

Shitolompicus Bartholomew holkdenspire

what
in
satan's
left
testicle

It's a British person

bri*ish

have unlimited games on switch for free

nother idea:dbz maker never dies

Hmmmmmmmm 🧐

but i have to be stuck in faraway for a year

You have to see a doctor every hour and you can’t bring the switch

NOOOOOO

LMAO

NOW I CANT WASTE MY ASS PLAYING FNAF 2 10/20

Real

ok remakes it:and i dont go to the doctor cuz i dont need and i get unlimited games on switch for free

You have to pay a 100$ hourly fee to use the switch

£20

500$

£10!

You get a full time job and have to work 144 hours a week

96 WEEKS

96 hours*

fu-

Good

4 days of week nonstop then wating my ass tryna beat bb and wfoxy

Yes

deal

Oki, minimum wage as well

yeah

like £100 per month

Ye

The power to control probability/luck/destiny

Every time you do it a paper bag and a party hat with "dunce" written on it appears on your head

i’m black

you have no rights

the police are hunting you down

I can teleport people's spines out of their bodies

every time you do, another small baby animal dies

How is that a side effect?

every time you do you gain another finger on your right asscheek

That's even better than the last one

whAT

Dawg if I had a finger on my asscheeck, herking off would be 10x better

Jerking*

i-

And I could get as many fingers as I want right?