Pick your super power

i have the ability to outdrink everyone who has and will live

Your testicle secrete a gooey liquid everytime you touch a laptop key

you dont already do that?

The effect doubles

shit

Shitolompicus Bartholomew holkdenspire

what
in
satan's
left
testicle

It's a British person

bri*ish

you can become a god

But you can get any bitches

*cant

sure

Be a god that can do anything or change anything

None

Y E S

👍

Able to have Every power

You can use only one of the powers every 3 hours for 3 minutes

have unlimited games on switch for free

You have to see a doctor every hour and you can’t bring the switch

NOOOOOO

LMAO

NOW I CANT WASTE MY ASS PLAYING FNAF 2 10/20

Real

ok remakes it:and i dont go to the doctor cuz i dont need and i get unlimited games on switch for free

You have to pay a 100$ hourly fee to use the switch

£20

500$

£10!

nother idea:dbz maker never dies

Hmmmmmmmm 🧐

but i have to be stuck in faraway for a year

You get a full time job and have to work 144 hours a week

96 WEEKS

96 hours*

fu-

Good

4 days of week nonstop then wating my ass tryna beat bb and wfoxy

Yes

deal

Oki, minimum wage as well

yeah

like £100 per month

Ye

Run ultra-fast

I can see the future

youre a femboy

Bet

wha-

Ya