Oh no its retarted

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splatoon lore

The dumbass side of the splatoon fandom when side order doesn't contain a scene with pearl and marina making out:

i think nintendo only canonized the ship to appease those f**king 14 year old girls who can’t live without their daily dose of deviantart

It's not canon actually
But if it was id be the 3rd infamous murderer from wisconsin other than Jeffrey Dahmer and the guy who used human leather

*4th

Oh ok but yeah I'd be the one who lobotomizes my victims if I were. And I'd stir the brain around.

call me the nuke from fallout cuz i’m about to destroy all of massachusetts and some connecticut (none of rhode island tho, peter griffin lives there)

Bro it's not canon 💀

idk i thought i saw something about marina calling out acht for flirting with pearl or something idk everything’s WOKE and PROGRESSIVE why can’t we all just be racist and shoot guns

Eh it's a kids game why would they do that anyway. It's not canon. And if you do think it's canon I will lobotomize and scramble your brain.

i really hope it isn’t canon

Yeah or I'm gonna be another wiscosnin murderer

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People that do that deserve to accidentally put their finger into a spinning ceiling fan every day

one time i stuck my pencil in one of the air conditioner grates cuz my seat was next to the ac

…i had to re-sharpen it immediately after

Yeah but imagine having to sharpen your finger

i’ve always wanted to have a claw

Make a claw out of spines