MINECRAFT STEVE:
CAN HOLD OVER TEN BILLION POUNDS, FUSE PURE DIAMONDS WITH HIS BARE HANDS, FIGHT AND KILL MONSTERS WITH BARE HANDS, BURN DOWN ENTIRE VILLAGES FOR FUN, AND EVEN SLAY A DRAGON FOR FUN; DR DOOFENSCMHIRTZ:
CAN CREATE ANY INVENTION WITHIN ONE WEEK POSSIBLY CREATE A DOOMSDAY DEVICE AND END THE WORLD JUST WITH A HUNK OF METAL