BIDEN; WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE A CORK IN MY BUTT DURING THE SOTU? CAUSE YOU DON'T NEED TO SHIT YOUR PANTS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE COUNTRY AND CONGRESS ON LIVE TV; WHAT IF I REALLY NEED TO SHIT! YOU SHOULD GO BEFORE OR AFTER YOU CRAZY OLD FART; I'LL SHIT WHEN I DAMN WELL PLEASE AND IN MY PANTS IF I WANT!