Glass Jar

Help ._.

If your a girl call me purple guy cuz I’m about to put a child in you~ *rizz noise*

CAN YOU STOP ALREADY?

Aight *takes you out of the jar*

*insert white Glaceon lmfao* thanks ._.

No problem now lick it all off

Nah ima look where to take a shower ._.

There are no showers

Uhhhh, then… hmmmm

*waiting for your answer*

Hmmm *slaps you* ima do that

*loaf transformation*

Hmm, *gets on top of you and becomes loaf* (lmao a 2 floors glazed cake)

lol *sleep*

*slowly freezes you a bit more*

*shivering a bit more*

*continues freezing you*

Zzz…

*wakes up to see you ontop of me* oh that’s why it’s cold *places you on the ground and turns the heater on and then becomes a loaf ontop of you*

(Cooking the cake lmao) *wakes up* ohh f**k why is here so hot- huh?

(lol) zzzzzz

…can you let me out please?

Nah *shakes the jar and watches a lot get in your mouth*

NONO- AAGH F**K-

*dumps you out* hehehe

*sleeps in loaf*

… *freezes you and after it becomes loaf next to you*

*still asleep it wasn’t very effective*

Huh?

(Grass is resistant to ice) *sleeping and shivering*

SUCK IT

*choking and panicking*

*grabs your head and starts moving it back in forth* (afk)

Didn’t you learn from last time~ that’s my turn on..ahhh~ *cuming*

*continues freezing your p**is* I said NO

*filling the jar already* ahhhhhhh~!

AAAGH YOUR WONNA DROWN US

*stops cumming outside and puts it in your mouth*

NWO-

Come on it’s a popsicle~

*trying to get out of there*

*forcing you to suck it*

*choking intensifies*

HEY LEMME OUT

Nope

LEMME OUT!

Nah you ok in there *becomes loaf*

STOP BEING A LOAF YOU RYE BREAD *bread slurs*

Stop or ima freeze the jar with you inside of it

Imma break the jar *breaks the jar*

*sleeping in loaf (haven’t realized yet)*

*quietly puts you in a jar*

*cums in the jar while you sleep in it*

(Now that’s what I call a glazed bread)

(lol)

*wakes up* hm? WHAT THE-

Hehehe~!

Wha- how did you-

*filling the jar up* ahhhhhh~

NONONO WAIT AAAGH-

Aye wanna see something cool

W-what? Ummm o-ok?

No

Boy, anyways, LET ME, THE F**K, OUT

No

F**K YOU

Ima do it

ok Im done ima just F**KING DO IT

Nwooooo!

Yeah~ *starts cumming inside of the jar* so how does it feel buddy~

Actually wait a minute *absorbing all the cum*

*stops* so how are you going down the- what the-

I’m a leafeon I absorb liquids into my body

Huh, ok uhhh Ima just… *closes the jar*

Let me tf out

No! *zippp*

NONONONONONONO PLEASE DONT

AAAAGH *starts drowning*

*shaking it*

AHHHHHH

Boy or girl?

Uhhh(idfk)

Zzz

Ugh *turns off the heater and becomes loaf on top of you* hehe- zzz

*scratches you* don’t freeze me *sleep*

Ow, *scratches you back and continues sleeping while freezing you*

Alright dats it *puts you back in a new jar*

NWOOOOO*grabs you and we both get inside of the jar*

God damit

Hehe you deserved it *becomes loaf* at least this jar isn’t full of that

It will be *fap fap fap*

Nuh uh! *freezes your pp*

Imma put you back in the jar if you do that again

You know what? F**k you *throws you to the inside of the jar*

AHHHHH

Hehe, hmmm, now what should I do with you…?

…

Hmm, where’s sporko? I wanna tell him I got a little surprise for him

He’s offline rn

Shit, hmm

Don’t you dare