boing

I had doubts so I started reading, and I ended up with more doubts

hes a genius because he can sue the school

I don't think he would win that, since he obviously misused the urinal intentionally. You can't sue a gun store because you shot yourself in the foot with the gun

get a good lawyer and you can say "the urinal did not meet safety standards, as i turned around to look at someone entering the room, the urinal fell and a shard went into my asshole."