the sillies

*UO is smoking a cigarette.*
(I guess Sanguis.)

Sanguis: Uhh hey

*UO quickly goes to fire, but realizes it is someone he has met.*
UO: Sorry, just, on edge right now, you probably wouldn't understand it.

Sanguis: …ok

UO: How've you been?

(Ultradude)

*A little girl is trying to build a shop*

Ultradude: …whatcha making there?

Tide: "A shop! I wanna be just like my aunt!"

Ultradude: Cool

Let me rp with Ultradude

*Calais is punching a sandbag*

Ultradude: …that’s a nice looking sandbag you’ve got there

Calais: Thanks
*Calais punches the sandbag again and the sandbag takes massive damage*

Ultradude: …damn

Calais: *She uppercuts the bag and the bag suddenly gives out* not again

Ultradude: What happened

Calais: I broke another sandbag… I think it’s because I’m too strong

Ultradude: Oh. Maybe you should try punching my ex next, she is also just some fat, short object filled with sand

Calais: Uhhhh… I don’t know who she is or what she did to you

Ultradude: Oh, right. Anyways, uh… how do you punch so hard

Calais: Well… I’m a Demigoddess who escaped from hell!

Ultradude: Oh, that’s sick

X: *walking and having a conversation with himself*

(Any Ig)

Inanis: …hm

X: shut up, no you shut up, NO KILLING

Inanis: Ok

X: but I want too! No! I concur. No fair!

Inanis: uh

X: I live in this body I should be able to control it. We are trying to protect the planet not kill everything on it

Atlas: *happy*

(who)

(Same answer every time

Random)

Inanis: You look like you’re happy

Atlas: ye

Inanis: What’s happening?

Atlas: I’m a model now :>

Inanis: Oh, that’s good